Caroline takes on the Red Carpet!

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Memory Lane: Gwyneth Paltrow Edition

1999//2002//2011

UPGRADE!

joyengel:

apsies:

Natalie Portman in Rodarte

It’s exciting that she’ll be able to recycle this dress when her kid gets married.

The top! I hate, hate, hate the top of this dress. I think the rest is lovely. But the neckline… I can’t think of a dress I have ever liked with this neckline.

meredithbklyn:

Sandra Bullock in red. Meh.

You guys. There is a giant bow on her ass.

Without the bow though… I love it.

meredithbklyn:

Helen Mirren is a goddess.

That said, this dress is a bit too fussy.

Hmm. Hmm.

meredithbklyn:

Reese always equals classic glamour.

This doesn’t photograph well. At all. But, I think the top is lovely. I might like it more if it was a crewneck top though. Because I am weird.

That is the very wrong caption. I wrote something about how 3 or 4 separate girls wore this to my 2001 sorority formal.

joyengel:

apsies:

Gwyneth Paltrow in Calvin Klein

I am firmly a Gwyneth apologist.

This dress is amazing. I am obsessed with it. However, did they dd that fabrid at the end because she is so tall?

luciwithani:

Hate it. Sorry, but I’m not sorry, Halle.

Marchesa. Doesn’t it seem a little like Sandra’s dress from the Globes? Or Swank’s dress from tonight?

Penelope’s dress is stunning. And the woman had a baby like, 2 weeks ago. Her hair looks amazing, too.

Anette Benning. This is a poorly tailored dress. Dislike.

meredithbklyn:

do not like. sorry.

Uh. No. This is a terrible wedding dress nonsense. Terrible.

White Swan!

meredithbklyn:

I guess I’m the only one who likes Sharon Stone, but I think this is great. Appropriate, and I love the detail at the knee.

Not true. I like the dress. I hate the eyemakeup. And attitude.

joyengel:

eatstarchmom:

Damn.

I don’t care what she does, this woman is a FORCE.

This skirt looked prettier on TV.

joyengel:

meredithbklyn:

Celine Dion is there?! Weird.

I actually really like this dress!

As a gay man living in a straight woman’s body, I must tell you that she is Celine and thus she is FLAWLESS

I think she looks stunning. This dress is pretty.